Hello world! We do apologize for a lapse in activity you may have noticed on the website. Actions have been taken to ensure that such shameful behavior will not be recurring. However, rest assured that while we were out, we were still working with due diligence to provide you with the literary excellence you have come to expect. In fact, in the time spent ignoring our website, we have released not one but TWO new paperbacks!
First up we have Matthew Revert’s HOW TO AVOID SEX, AND OTHER STORIES. Matthew is a very talented writer, as many of you are no doubt aware, and this collection is a delightful showcase of his absurd prowess. Post-modern irony can indeed go fuck itself!
HOW TO AVOID SEX is available for purchase HERE.
And next up:
YOUR CITIES, YOUR TOMBS, by Jordan Krall. This cryptic, haunting monolith of a novel concludes the cycle Jordan began in his novellas FALSE MAGIC KINGDOM and BAD ALCHEMY (and THE GOG AND MAGOG BUSINESS, for you lucky few who pre-ordered). Here we see Krall shed his bizarro skin once and for all, careening in a new and exciting direction.
YOUR CITIES, YOUR TOMBS is available for purchase HERE.
Copeland Valley Press authors Josh Myers and Jordan Krall will be in New Hope, Pennsylvania at Farley’s Bookshop on 24 November for a book signing. They will be there from 1pm to 4pm. Josh will have copies of his debut novel FEAST OF OBLIVION and Jordan will have his cult blockbuster BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE APOCALYPSE DONKEYS as well as a few copies of the COPELAND VALLEY SAMPLER anthology (which will soon be going out-of-print, by the way).
Jordan and Josh tell me they will be perhaps going out for beers after the signing and welcome any readers to join them.
The Facebook event page is HERE.
The official site for Farley’s Bookshop is HERE.
Support this great bookstore which is a big supporter of small presses by showing up and supporting two talented young writers.
Starting in late November, you will also be able to purchase all COPELAND VALLEY PRESS titles at Farley’s Bookshop.
COPELAND VALLEY ELECTRONICS is proud to announce a handful of e-books for your Kindle.
SLIME NIGHT! by William Pauley III
A pair of horny teenagers fight for the love of a prostitute over a bizarre round of pinball. WARNING: Lots of language, nudity, and disgusting sexual situations. ADULTS ONLY.
Buy here for $.99
FALSE MAGIC KINGDOM by Jordan Krall
From Jordan Krall, author of BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE APOCALYPSE DONKEYS, comes a novella in the tradition of early J. G. Ballard, later William Burroughs, and Barry Malzberg. Exploring the concepts of personal and public tragedy, this is a book unlike anything Krall has written before: a collection of brief chapters in an infinite universe of physical and mental illness, urban destruction, and the cracks in society we fight to ignore.
Buy here for $1.99
THE COMPLETE DOOM MAGNETIC TRILOGY by William Pauley III
Chorizo, Nevada is full of dusty streets, gritty men and filthy women – the perfect place for a man chock-full of secrets to hide. But one fateful day, his past catches up to him…
A Japanese assassin with a cue-ball eye, who goes by the name of Qoser, invades the town with an army of two-foot eyeless minions who have a taste for human blood. He has two things on his mind – Where is his purple television? And who is the dead man that stole it from him? DOOM MAGNETIC! is a fast-paced sci-fi/western space opera packed full of sex, violence, cosmic voids, vortexes, Coliseum-style combat, genetically-engineered mutant giants, breathy brain whispers, and cigar smoke torture chambers. This edition contains all three parts of Maundin’s adventure.
Buy here for $5.00
Coming soon from Copeland Valley Electronics:
BAD ALCHEMY by Jordan Krall
LAST CUNT by C.C. Copeland
Copeland Valley Press and Civic Society would like to take a moment to remember the Commodore 64 Datasette.
The Copeland Valley Press and Civic Society are proud to announce the release of the Copeland Valley Sampler. Featuring the unique talents of:
J. Helminth, Jr
William Pauley III
The Three Stooges meeting William S. Burroughs…in the wild west! A man in love with his apartment! An in-depth and pathological analysis of Driller Killer! Satanic Panic…’80s style! Skater haircuts and slap bracelets! And much, much more! This collection defies genre labels and provides a wild ride through the eccentric world of COPELAND VALLEY, a place you will never, ever want to leave.
Buy this cultural curio here.
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Coming soon from the Copeland Valley Press and Civic Society, a collection of short works by some of the more interesting and independently-minded authors working today. A special thank you to the Copeland Valley Cultural Commission for their kind funding support and community awareness campaigns.
More information soon.